I Want To Marry Betty White

In this clip, she refers to Sarah Palin as a "crazy bitch" and says she'd love, really love to give Barack Obama more "experience."

Sarah Palin Round-Up

It seems like every day she says or does some new stupid thing! Here's a round-up of recent Sarah Palin goodness. First, a clip from this past weekend's Saturday Night Live. Tina Fey is fucking brilliant.



Next up, Sarah Palin makes the bold claim to Katie Couric that she reads ALL newspapers. Every single one of 'em. (Including the Times of London and Le Monde?) But she can't seem to remember the names of any of them. In fairness to her, however, she probably isn't allowed to mention most of them unless she attaches the disclaimer, "but I don't read that wacky LIBERAL ELITE paper anymore! I just trust my maverick intuition to tell me what's goin' on in the world!"



Finally, Sarah Palin and John McCain's joint appearance in a Katie Couric interview. Kathryn-Jean Lopez of the National Review put it best: "this video looks like Sarah Palin went back to the principal's office with her dad." You know it's bad when even the National Review isn't loving her.



Yes, those "Gotcha! journalism" questions from Temple grad students at Tony Luke's. Oh wait, he's not a journalist? Just a voter? Oy.

Guido Beach

This video about the denizens of the Jersey Shore in summertime pretty much speaks for itself. Loudly. In a horrible dirty-Jerz accent. Be sure to watch it all the way to the end for some guidette catfight goodness.

Things I Like: August 1, 2008

Tumbleweave. (hat tip to Philebrity)

Now that I finally upgraded, Leopard.

Barney Frank's move to decriminalize pot possession. The resources we devote to tracking down and arresting people who smoke weed would be much better spent protecting the ol' homeland. And those rasta shops on South Street would filled with pot smoke, instead of pot-and-incense smoke.

I'm still loving Princess Prince Chunky.

Though I kind of love his airheaded ways, it's probably for the best that the Red Sox traded Manny Ramirez. They need to get it together and stop their slump.

Last days at work...

...especially when followed by two weeks of vacation.

And finally, this clip about the wonders of queefing from Talk Sex with Sue Johanson. (hat tip to OMGblog)



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Things I Like: July 25, 2008

That for a $70 contribution to the McCain campaign, you can wipe your feet on John McCain's name every day.

Deleting old e-mails.

Coming across long-forgotten, LOL-inducing, old e-mails in the process.

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (now only available on iTunes).

These brutally hot photos of Carlos Freire at Made in Brazil. Yeah, I just said "brutally hot".

That the level of insanity this season on Project Runway - among both judges and contestants - is definitely already at "batshit crazy". And we're only two episodes in. Consult this post on Project Rungay if you don't believe me.

Avocados. Because they actually ripen in a reasonable amount of time in the summer.

Eric Leven's really smart post about ACT UP vs. barebackers.

That I came across this ad while checking the website of a newspaper back home:


And finally, this hilarious video by Secret Pants in which unsuspecting tourists on Independence Mall are presented with quotes and must identify the source: Adam West-era Batman or Bush (hat tip to Philebrity).



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And Now For Something a Little Less Serious

"All you fat bitches shoulda got up out yo' seats when my fat ass pulled around in that goddamn pyramid." Love it. This clip is just a taste of Mo'Nique's utterly uproarious stand-up in The Queens of Comedy, which I highly, highly recommend. Whenever I'm feeling blue, that shit always makes me feel better.

Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID) Wants to Keep Foreigners from Jerking You Around by the "Gas Nozzle"

But if an American citizen in an airport bathroom wants to jerk your nozzle, that's totally fine. Seriously, is there any doubt that this man is a flaming homosexual? I wonder how long it'll be before someone posts a remix of this to the interwebs.

via Talking Points Memo

Miss Piggy Does Peaches

I'm mulling over a more serious entry, but in the meantime, enjoy this frivolous clip of Miss Piggy doing "Fuck the Pain Away"!

The Count Is A Nymphomaniac

I'm not the first to notice The Count's obsessive-compulsive ways. But when you bleep out the word "count" in the following song, he becomes a different kind of OCD case altogether.



t/y Elisabeth and Nafy

Things I Like: July 11, 2008

As I mentioned earlier this week, Pet Shop Boys' 1993 album Very. It's been one of those where-have-you-been-all-my-life love affairs.

My friend Scott's muxtape.

Glenny's Bar-B-Que Soy Crisps. Holy freakin' crap are these things good.

Sleep, which I haven't gotten enough of in days.

Gatorade. Specifically, lemon-lime Gatorade. Yes, seriously. I can't get enough of it lately, and I've never particularly liked Gatorade before.

Hard boiled eggs.

The fact that I only have three weeks left at my job.

And finally, this video of Lauren Bacall hawking decaf coffee (via OMGblog). I. Cannot. Stop. Watching. It.



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Good Morning: Hoe-Down on "Dynasty"

This is one of those mind-boggling clips from the annals of our culture that makes me wonder: if indeed aliens exist and are able to watch bits of our old radio and TV transmissions that have traveled across the universe, what do they think of us when they see things like this?



Watch it until the end - trust me, it's worth it. The only way I can describe Joan Collins's singing is: Marlene Dietrich-meets-Susan Sarandon in Rocky Horror Picture Show, all wrapped up in a gaudy and out-of-place faux country motif.

t/y Brian

Good Morning: The Muppets/NWA, "F**k the Police"

It's Not 'America's Next Top Best Friend'

Rich at fourfour just posted a great montage of a ton of reality TV contestants repeating the biggest cliché of the genre: "I'm not here to make friends."



I'm glad he saved Jade's infamous moment from Cycle 6 of America's Next Top Model (see title of this post) until near the end. Also, I'm a little appalled at myself for knowing off the top of my head that Jade was in Cycle 6.