Friday, September 26, 2008

Lunchtime Poll

Not really. But it is a clip from Heathers.

Sorry for the lack of posts this week. School has been busy, and besides, so many ridiculous things have happened this week, I don't even know where to begin. But I know it will involve video of Sarah Palin being a complete idiot, so check back for that!


Ross said...

Rove: [shows pictures]
Palin: Me and Martha Dumptruck? Where did you get this?
Rove: I just had the nicest little chat with Ms. Dumptruck. Got along famously. It's kind of scary that everyone's got a little story to tell. You wanna see the canoeing shots?
Palin: What is this? Blackmail?
Rove: [pause]
Palin: I'll give you a week's lunch money.
Rove: I don't want your money. I want your strength. Westerburg does not need mushy togetherness. It needs a strong leader. Heather Chandler was that leader but...
Palin: But she couldn't handle it.
Rove: I think you can. Moby Dick is dunked. The white whale drank some bad plankton and splashed through a coffee table and now it's your turn to take the helm.
Palin: What about the photographs?
Rove: Oh, don't worry. I'll ask you to do me a favor. That will be one you'll enjoy. Then you'll get the negatives and everything back then. But in the meantime... strength. Here's a little gift. From Heather to Heather.
Rove.: [gives red hair bow]

jawnny said...

In two words: fucking brilliant. I am proud to know you, Ross.