Friday, September 12, 2008

SPERM DONOR FAIL

When I saw this on the subway platform the other day, I wondered, Is he covering his face like that because he's embarrassed that he donated sperm and now all of Philadelphia knows? Or did he jizz in his eye?

5 comments:

rmx said...

i don't know if he could maintain the coy smile if he had just self-administered a dose of ocular spooge... as it is my understanding that manjuice tends to burn.

though maybe this guy blows loads of visine...

Sparky said...

maybe he just donated his right eye to save the blind just before donating his sperm to the infertile. He obviously donated sperm last, thats why he is smiling.

Greg said...

Or he jizzed in his eye while donating sperm....

Rhode Rider said...

Does that say "Good Come. Great Money."? For serious?

jawnny said...

@Rhode Rider:

I think it actually says, "Good cause. Great money." But your alternative slogan is hilarious!