A West Midlands family is playing a central role in the quest to raise the profile of a forgotten British dish - faggots.World, meet the faggot-loving Doody family. Yes, you heard me right. No, this was not posted on The Onion. Now go read the whole thing.
The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National Faggot Week.
[Ed.: So I looked more closely, and the story is from five years ago, but this only makes me wonder how the hell I missed it back then.]