Let me begin by saying that I'm glad that everyone got off this terrifying flight totally unscathed. I'd have shit my pants several times had I been on that plane - just look at the photos of the plane and tell me that's not some scary shit right there.
That said, the following headline
Made me think: "Girl, that ain't nothin' compared to the ALMIGHTY CRACK I seen on the trolley the other day!" Am I horrible?